Things I saw whilst in Yosemite:

A bear! A fucking bear. Right there! Looking at me.
The squirrels sweet, sweet squirrels.
How about them water falls? Can we get a few more in the valley somewhere?
People, yes it’s hot and you are on vacation but that is NO excuse for irrational attire choices. [...]

so so tired.  headache.  must sleep.  evil.  period.

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