Hey, remember me?

Wow, how boring of me not to update for 3 days. Especially on a Monday. You had nothing new to read for the start of your work week. And you’ve probably already checked here earlier. So in your head I’m leaving you hanging on a Monday and a Tuesday. Tré gauche. That’s my fault I do apologize.

I’ve been in a bit of a slump with this the past couple of days. Mainly because I spent most of my waking weekend doing the redesign. You may not think it took much time but it did.

Otherwise I had a great weekend, mellow but great. Friday night I had dinner with Sir Chinko as he passed through town. He got me all excited to eat avocadoes then I found out later that he never actually meant avocadoes. And if you read this post I can tell you that the image of a plateful of avocadoes is HI-larious. In fact, all references to avocadoes in that post are much funnier.

Yesterday I hung out with TBU at his work, which means I read Mimi Smartypants and answered phones. I went across the street for a snack and walking back I realized what a little kid snack I had chosen. I could have picked anything but I chose a mini cup of vanilla yogurt and a small bag of goldfish crackers. I held one in each hand like a little kid and I dipped goldfish in yogurt like a little kid. It was kinda amusing once I realized what was going on.

I have orientation for my new job this Saturday. I know SATURDAY. The woman called me and was like, Sorry it’s at such a weird time. We just figured in the morning would be better because people probably have weekend plans. How about not having it on a weekend at all dumbfuck?! I guess they assume people have other jobs, which is kind of silly since work starts next Wednesday. Whatever.

It went from a very mellow weekend to a somehow jam packed Tuesday. We’re going to a friend’s for dinner but that’s at the same time we are supposed to be at the Catalyst for pool and a few (many?) drinks. So instead of eating there we’ll probably stop by earlier and meet his sister from Itlay and make ourselves something quick at home. We also want to take advantage of what might be the last 65 cent night of the summer at the Boardwalk. That is where all the rides are only one ticket. ONE TICKET. And I just realized there is no cent sign on the keyboard. That is so frustrating. What makes $ more important than the cent sign?

Carry on.