All hallow’s eve

Today is Halloween. Yes, you already knew that. The kids had a little party and I ate too many potato chips. While I was talking to them I started to wonder if it is a problem that I don’t have any candy to hand out. I’m not at that part of my life where I think about providing for kids. Handing out candy is a grown-up’s job. Getting drunk and bitching in an anonymous online forum does not an adult make. Well that’s not all I do but I have a feeling that’s how I come off.

Where was I? Oh right, candy. I don’t have any. There is a 24 pack of Newcastle in the fridge, though.

123 - Transition!

Next week, my student’s class is going to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I have many great memories of that place but I really don’t want to work there. Luckily, her dad is driving so I am going to try and finagle my way out of it. I am also trying to figure out if anyone would notice if I still put those hours on my timesheet. I’m fairly certain I can get away with it. The only thing that would screw me is if Crazy Lesbian Lady for some unforeseen reason mentioned something in passing to the company I work for. Doubtful, but it is a slight possibility. I’m still gonna go for it though.

Run! It’s the media!

Yesterday I watched part of a forensic show where everything is laid out in gruesome detail. It was basically a recap of a murder and kind of a bitch of a narrator who for some reason feels he is better than everyone. Hello, sir? You are not actually the voice of god, ok? Ok, just making sure. At one point there is a picture of a man face down in a pool of his own blood, tied up and just so obviously dead. The 911 call is played over this and the operator asks, Sir, how do you know he is dead? The dead man’s brother stops screaming and says, Well he’s lifeless. He answered like she asked how he knew it was his brother. He may as well have said duh. Very funny.

Today in science the teacher put on a video about marine ecosystems and then said, I’m going to stop it when they start singing. Who the hell is singing in this video? And why? Very unnecessary. On the same video the narrator was a talking globe. When it was time to go to Antarctica he rolled on his back and pointed to it. It took everything I had not to blurt out, That’s his asshole!

The Millionizer might talk about her cat tomorrow because she can

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