I had things to say. Really. They were all typed up and waiting for your eyes. I told you about Crazy Lesbian Lady and the inapropriate information she shared with me. Then I tried to publish it and it disappeared, the internet wasn’t ready for my jelly. I don’t have the energy to retype it [...]
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During the morning announcements yesterday some kid named Willie Dong won a prize. I don’t know what the prize was because I was flabbergasted that his parents would let him go by WILLIE DONG. I know they probably can’t help the Dong part but couldn’t they have suggested Bill instead? Hearing morning announcements is a [...]
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6 months ago today (that’s Mother’s Day for those of you who don’t have a calendar handy or are just too lazy to care)…
Ahem. 6 months ago today my beloved cat of 16 years died. I had him with me since I was 7. He was the friendliest cat you would have ever had the [...]
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