I’m in San Diego right now. I’m still recovering from being the drunk asshole Tuesday night. If you were Downtown Tuesday I probably owe you an apology. Sorry to the person who had to clean up my vomit from the Horton Plaza parking garage, grape level. Sorry to anyone who may have stepped in my [...]

I didn’t really poop in my hand. Or did I?
I came home looking forward to making a tasty breakfast burrito. I tried to wash a plastic stirry thingy to scramble the eggs and realized the water was shut off and I had no idea when it was coming back. Hello, property management? A little notice [...]

I said I would share a picture or tell you something several times then mostly never did. So here are all the pictures and anectdotes I meant to share but never shared until now. You probably don’t even know when I ever mentioned any of this but it’s all the same. In no particular order.

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