I’m in San Diego right now. I’m still recovering from being the drunk asshole Tuesday night. If you were Downtown Tuesday I probably owe you an apology. Sorry to the person who had to clean up my vomit from the Horton Plaza parking garage, grape level. Sorry to anyone who may have stepped in my trail of destruction. Sorry to the people I saw from high school. I hope you can spread word of my legendary drunkeness so that anyone who graduated in 2001 can know that I can’t control myself. Sorry to X for being the one who held my hair back and told me it was ok. Sorry to Sir Chinko for throwing up in your daddy’s BMW. Seriously, I am so lucky to have you guys for friends. Who else would make sure I had all my money, my ID, my phone? Who else would let a person covered in their own bile sleep on their floor? Who else would give people shit for saying I was too drunk to give us service? Who else would still talk to me the next morning like I was an actual human being? No one, that’s who. You two are a king and queen amongst fucktards like me.
Tuesday was the worst night I’ve had in a long time. The worst night I can even remember to be honest. The best and the worst. I had a ton of fun till it was a total clusterfuck and I ruined a beautiful evening. It was the kind of night where I thought I was going to die. The kind of night that made me rethink my life. It was that intense. The kind of night that made me realize (for the 14th time) that once I’ve had 3 I should stop. Ugh, I am so over myself right now. I wish I could avoid myself for a week or two until I’m not embarassed by my reflection.
How was your Christmas, Kwanzaa and/or Chanuka? Cool, mine too.
TBU is on a cruise in the Carribean celebrating his grandparents 50th wedding anniversary (and his ability to party whilst on a ship I’m sure). I haven’t talked to him in almost a week, I miss him. I am having a great time in San Diego though, really, really great. New Years is still up in the air, where will The Millionizer millionize? She doesn’t know yet.
Five comments waiting to be moderated and they were all about Viagra and buying prescription painkillers.
I’m at a friends house right now mooching some high speed internet. Have you ever tried posting from your parent’s dial up? Don’t even waste your time. I should go and not be rude. Toodles.
The Millionizer only got so drunk because everyone she went to high school with is so much more successful at life



