The Millionizer

Things have been getting crazy at my less and less but entirely temporary job. It’s been a frustrating past few days and even though I haven’t been hanging out at themillionizer.com if you have a blog I’ve been reading it, because I need the entertainment.

Caution: Work rant ahead

Student has been pretty sick since last week and aside from Thursday her parents have been sending her to school. It became glaringly clear that they know she needs to stay home but refuse to keep her there on Monday. Her mom said, Student is still pretty ill but I’m in meetings til noon and her dad won’t be back from the gym until 10:30, so call him then. Wow how terrible of you. They kept sending her and I just kept lobbing her back over the net. Monday, I told Dad I thought she had an ear infection. Two days later, and you know what? You know what the fuck what? I was right. I am a childless 23 year old and I could tell she had an ear infection. What is wrong with these people? If she comes tomorrow, I’m refusing her at the door.

Which leads me to the school nurse. The school nurse never helped me when I was in school and she still fails me. School nurses can suck my left nut. Here’s how it went:

The Millionizer: Can you check her ears out? I think she has an ear infection.
Useless old hag who wears a wireless headset at all times: Oh no I can’t do that.
TM: Meh?
UOHWWAWHAAT: I only have a thermometer.

What is your use? Why am I, as a taxpayer, supporting your futile existence? Last week she told me she couldn’t send Student home because her temperature, although elevated, was below 100 degrees. I told Dad to pick her up anyway. Is a thermometer the only tool in your belt? What if I only have a hammer when I build your house? When someone comes in with a gaping wound are you going to take their temperature and send them back to class?

The last thing pissing me off is that another students mom has been LITERALLY (in every sense of the word) harassing everyone. Everyone includes students, teachers, staff (me!) and administration. She was forcibly removed from the classroom after causing a huge commotion and stealing several documents regarding her daughter. She was locked out. But that didn’t stop her, she took notes with her ear pressed up to the classroom door. Later in the day, the principal had to escort her around campus so she could execute her legal right to observe her daughter in school. While being escorted she pushed me. I know! I KNOW! She pushed me and asked me to sit down because I was blocking the view of her daughter. I told her I don’t go to her work and tell her where to stand. Although, I don’t think she has a job because who has the time to harass people for days at a time? Luckily the principal was there or she would have kicked my ass. But honestly, this woman scares the shit out of me. She rampaged so hardcore she made both of her daughters aides cry and quit. That is how unstable she is. Today was the third consecutive day she’s come. She walked into the classroom and started calling the whole system bullshit. I don’t completely disagree but fucking christ. Lay off the pcp and handle it constructively.

If she comes in tomorrow I’m going to have to let her know that I run into burning buildings AS A HOBBY. You’re not going to intimidate me. Then I’ll call her out on her savage alcoholism. Because that’s the truth. I can smell it, bitch.

The Millionizer feels better now. Thanks.