“And hell is just a sauna”

Also including, The deep sleep of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated. And don’t forget, I happen to like being adored, thank you. Oh man, I love 10 Things I Hate About You, it was my most favorite movie of all high school epic-ness. Luckily, it’s on TV right now and it’s still pretty enjoyable. Cmon let’s go, we’re all congregating around Mr. Cuervo. I love how everyone is trashed after 5 minutes at the required party scene. Oh and I also used to love Heath Ledger. His quotable quote is, Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you don’t deserve what you really want. Swoon. Now he’s just a nasty smoker who’s married to duckface from Dawson’s Creek. Dawson’s Creek! god what a loser. The accent though… Anyway.

Student went home sick today. I don’t know why her parents bothered sending her. She was drippy yet stuffy. It was a mess. I called her dad. He was annoyed. And I was like, Sorry dude, I’m not going to get sick because you want a break from your retarded, pain in the ass daughter. That’s not an exact quote. So I asked Crazy Lesbian Lady to come out with me to give credibility to my (and the nurse’s!) opinion that Student needed to go home. When I told him she had an elevated fever he said, Well how elevated? Elevated enough, ok?

I didn’t quite make it to the shower yesterday, so I started my day by putting baby powder in my hair. Thanks for the tip, A! I’m home now though and this outcome is better than I anticipated.

Have you ever noticed how Hummers look almost exactly like a short bus? Especially when you can only see the red lights all over. What is this short bus doing out so late? Was there a field trip? Oh, it’s a Hummer. Same difference.

You wanna know what’s fucked up? When I watch episodes of Intervention with girls who have terrible eating disorders I can’t help but notice they look like everyone else on TV. These are women who are barely functioning on 400 calories, or less, a day, they are literally near death and sometimes they look bigger than the “regular” people all over pop culture. That shit ain’t Christian.

Dexter with a boner. hahahahaha leading to weezing gasps of laughter.

The Millionizer is losing it