I’m still a winner

February 22nd, 2007 5:41 pm

Just not according to yesterday’s California Lottery drawing.

TBU’s boss asked us to film an improv show. In compensation he offered us free tickets to said show. It makes so little sense. It would probably make sense to this guy if he offered us money and in exchange for the money we would have to light the money on fire for his amusement.

TBU and I have been watching Jeopardy! lately. By the way, how funny is the exclamation point? They’ve got something going with it though because everytime I say or think Jeopardy! it definately has an exclamation point. Back to the point, we do marginally well on the regular games but we kick ass on the teen and celebrity challenges. That led us to think of the ideal categories we would need to win. Those categories are:
Boobies
What they sell at Trader Joe’s
What color is money
Beer
Video games
Television programming
Cocktails
If we got to choose the final Jeopardy! category it would be: Feline mental disorders.

No work today. And you know what? Student’s dad actually called to let me know BEFORE I showed up. How thoughtful. I took the time to meditate on how awesome it’s going to be when I win the Mega Millions drawing tomorrow. $177 million! No really, I visualized the shit out of that.

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One Response

  1. TBU

    February 28th, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    “Yes, thank you Alex. I’ll take things at Trader Joe’s for $1000.”

    And the answer is: A variety of parmesean cheese that’s only sold at some Trader Joes’ and at those, only 3 days out of the year. Most employees will deny the product’s very existance.

    “What is the parmasean in a green can?”

    That is correct

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