1) I haven’t slept well in over a week. I let my cat in the room the other night and he is not allowed back. I pushed him off and, I swear to god there is a trampoline on the floor because he literally bounced right back up. All. night. long. You’d think I would [...]

I’ve been emailing Token like a 14 year old in love about all the intricacies of my Wordpress fiascos. I promised her I would stop. I’ve progressed to blogging about her and how I’ve emailed her. Progress indeed. But seriously. I tried to post and the post never showed up on the homepage. But within [...]

Don’t: try to come up with a better word for vomit. Ok? We’re good with puke, barf, hurl and the occasional upchuck. You’re not funny when you say something ridiculous like, Man, I spent all last night voorchucking. That word is stupid. It’s a stupid word, don’t use it. There is an episode of 30 [...]