Ladies of easy virtue

Long story short, a couple of people I work with saw a bunch of pictures of me on MySpace. And I’m sharing this with you because this is inevitably the situation that ensues after people see a picture of me.

Them: Oh wow, you take pictures very well.
Me: Uh
Them: You’re soooooooo photogenic
Me: Er-hem ::inner monologue:: fuck you very much

Everytime this happens essentially what they are saying is that I’m fugly. They are just sooo surprised that I am capable of resembling a normal human being it’s insulting. TBU’s boss did the same thing recently. He saw a picture of me with no makeup, just sitting in the backseat of a car and said, Wow you look like a model there. Then he called his girlfriend over to take a look. I know I don’t look like a model in that picture, but I must’ve looked a shitload better if he thought I did.

We’re over here now

Last week I put 2 and 2 together and realized student’s dad is a total stoner. Of course he wouldn’t come pick her up from school! He was too busy doing bong hits. Of course he’s all socially awkward and can’t make conversation! He’s stoned. Of course he’s always late! Of course Student never comes to school in weather appropriate clothes! He’s too fucking stoned to care. I finally get it. It’s not his fault, he’s just a stoner.

[tags]stoners, myspace[/tags]