The Millionizer’s guide to a better life

March 21st, 2007 2:32 pm

Don’t: try to come up with a better word for vomit. Ok? We’re good with puke, barf, hurl and the occasional upchuck. You’re not funny when you say something ridiculous like, Man, I spent all last night voorchucking. That word is stupid. It’s a stupid word, don’t use it. There is an episode of 30 Rock where Tina Fey claims her staff spent the whole night blorching. That, also, is a stupid word. If you are a comedy writer your best work shouldn’t be the synonym for vomit you made up.

DO: not make up stupid words. It means you are a stupid person who does not have a command of the English launguage, thereby forcing you to be funny/clever/witty/whatever by making shit up.

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