1) I haven’t slept well in over a week. I let my cat in the room the other night and he is not allowed back. I pushed him off and, I swear to god there is a trampoline on the floor because he literally bounced right back up. All. night. long. You’d think I would just get up and physically put him out of the room. But there is some kind of retarded logic I get in the middle of the night, which goes something like, Well if I get up, then I really won’t be able to go to sleep.

I also have a bone to pick with my alarm. It’s going off a little louder than normal and more insistent than necessary. Ok! It’s 7:20! I get it!

I’ve also resorted to saying shit like, C’mon now, be reasonable, to my cat. I don’t think he understands that I want him to shut up a second while I wake up.

2) TBU’s dad came to town over the weekend, which is part of the reason I’m like Huh? It’s only Wednesday? I basically had no weekend because I spent it all cleaning like a madwoman. Now it’s Wednesday and I’m exhausted.

3) Am I rambling? I had a plan for this post I swear. But now it’s not making any sense. I’ll try again tomorrow.