Remember when websites looked like this?

I have never posted a support topic in the WP forums before. But since I’m sly like Vanilla Ice and on a rampage of customization I thought I’d try to get a question answered.
Silly me, only people who know the answers can ask the questions.
I thought I gave my question a very good title. Informative [...]

I did it all by myself! Friday night I just got so tired of that stupid blue thing around my header. In a very informercial kind of manner I was like, There HAS to be a better way. I went to the Wordpress theme database thingy, picked one that looked kinda like my old [...]