I slept so bad last night that during the 33 seconds I was actually asleep I dreamt TBU didn’t want to have sex with me. Also, that I was at some sort of cheerleading convention/high school reunion. TBU wasn’t ready for bed and I have this thing where I hate going to bed by myself, basically I’m a child. So I stayed up way late watching True Life: I have Tourette’s, which was the most interesting True Life I’ve yet to see. I guess that’s not saying a whole lot though. Waking up was like coming to after a major surgery. Painful and unsatisfying.
When I started my job in May, I was told to make sure I got a planner because a planner is essential and you will need to keep your schedule straight, so make sure to get a planner asap. So I did. The only problem was that it was May and all the planners and calendars left were for 2008, which doesn’t make sense either. I can see that 2007 is half over and you don’t want to produce and distribute obsolete product, but 2008 is too far away to be buying planners for. At least in my opinion. After three stores I wound up buying a $50 planner/calendar/address book thingy. It was the cheapest one available that 1) allowed me to fill in the dates myself and 2) had room for me to write my schedule in. Which is what the whole point was. I turn in my reimbursement form and get all kinds of guff for the $50 planner. I agree it’s expensive and I would never pay for it if I was just getting a planner for shits and giggles but you said the planner was essential and told me to get one asap. And that’s what I did. You didn’t give me any rules or warn me that it didn’t necessarily have to be functional as long as it was under a certain price. You gotta warn people of this shit, otherwise they’re just gonna get something that can do the job. So then I got this email today entitled “your expenses:”
Regarding your planner, whenever you make a purchase, please ask me or Jake ahead of time how much you can spend. Typically we approve no more then $20 for a calendar/planner. Do you still need the binder I gave you?
Uh, yeah I still need the binder you gave me, it’s completely different. If they were the same thing we wouldn’t be having this conversation. I hate this stuff. <bleh>
I have to go to bed. I am just dillydallying.
The Millionizer lied about it not having meat