Two short, but very memorable, reels of film are keeping the projector that is my brain busy.
One: When I was in 4th grade I was completely madly and totally in love with Ian. Ian lived across the street from a former friend (a friend deeply involved central to the Pee Story, which I swear to [...]
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Things I have to do before my mom comes next week
Throw the empty bottles in the shower away. The conditioner has been gone for a week and the trashcan is right there. Also those minis from the Hyatt are just stupid.
Clean the mold in the shower. Basically, the whole bathroom needs an overhaul.
Get a new [...]
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TBU: Heather Locklear is the poor mans Michelle Pfeiffer.
Me: No she’s the poor mans version of Pamela Anderson.
TBU: Pamela Anderson is the poor mans version of herself.
Me: Well yeah, now.
TBU: How is Pam any better than Heather? When did Pam ever have class? When she was in porn?
Me: When did Heather ever have class? When [...]
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