I’m the poor mans smart girlfriend

TBU: Heather Locklear is the poor mans Michelle Pfeiffer.

Me: No she’s the poor mans version of Pamela Anderson.

TBU: Pamela Anderson is the poor mans version of herself.

Me: Well yeah, now.

TBU: How is Pam any better than Heather? When did Pam ever have class? When she was in porn?

Me: When did Heather ever have class? When she was in Melrose Place? … Wait, I’m not even talking about class, Pam is hotter.

TBU: I think we’re talking about two different things here.

… 5minuteslater …

Me: Wait, Michelle Pfeiffer is not the same as Claudia Schiffer. I thought we were talking about Claudia Schiffer. That changes things for me.

TBU: So the conversation should have gone: Me: Heather Locklear is the poor mans Michelle Pfeiffer. You: Yeah.

Me: Yeah.

[tags]Michelle Pfeiffer, Claudia Schiffer, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Melrose Place, shit and shit[/tags]