Because my time is cheap
These are some older pictures of Bret Michaels
(what the fuck are you doing with your hands, douchehauser?)
(those are some nice dick sucking lips)
As you can see the bandanas are low on his head. We can even see where his hair line begins. All is normal up there.
Here are some more recent images of him.
(my how the mighty have fallen)
(who am I kidding? I’d still hit it. Only in an ironic hipster way of course. Not because of those piercing blue eyes. My soul Bret! You know too much.)
You will notice that the bandana is suspiciously higher than before. We can no longer see his hairline. I wonder why? Is it perhaps because it starts just under the upper edge of the bandana?
I dunno, I had nothing better to do than search for Bret Michaels photos on a Saturday night. Am I a loser? Mayhaps, but I think not. After last night I need some rest.
The Millionizer: proving points no matter the cost
[tags]Bret Michaels, VH1, Rock of Love, now it’s on[/tags]