I couldn’t live with my blog looking like a shrine to Bret Michaels to the casual passerby. So here I am.
Drunk and stoned-over, grasping at straws.
First off, I can’t wait to see Superbad. You should go see it too. An R rated teen movie that isn’t retarded like America Pie? I’m in. Also, Michael [...]

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These are some older pictures of Bret Michaels

(what the fuck are you doing with your hands, douchehauser?)

(those are some nice dick sucking lips)
As you can see the bandanas are low on his head. We can even see where his hair line begins. All is normal up there.
Here are some more recent images of [...]

I love my mom, so what may seem like complaining is really just venting. Because something happens to a woman once she becomes a mom. I’m not sure what it is but it makes her a pendulum of raving lunacy and total awesomeness.
I am her only child, there are issues that go along with being [...]