First off, crisis averted:
Second, Ms A has to be blamed for the fact that I punctuate 90% of my comments with, It’s Britney, bitch. Except bitch is pronounced more like betch. Try it, it just feels right(er).
Speaking of Ms A, here is the cleavage TBU so graciously offered to photograph.
Now it’s time to play everyones [...]
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I overslept by 1.5 hours this morning. Luckily, the client was completely understanding. But I still feel like a douche. A douche who cannot remember to unsilence her phone after class.
In better news I bought two pairs of jeans for $13.50 at the Goodwill yesterday. I don’t know why but it kinda blew my mind. [...]
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Since getting the iPhone I have no idea what’s going on in the world. For now, I don’t even care. It all gets so frustrating anyway. Before, I listened to NPR all day, now I sing along to Dashboard Confessional all day. I have a ton of music but I just can’t stay away from [...]
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