iPwn

Since getting the iPhone I have no idea what’s going on in the world. For now, I don’t even care. It all gets so frustrating anyway. Before, I listened to NPR all day, now I sing along to Dashboard Confessional all day. I have a ton of music but I just can’t stay away from Chris Carrabba. That man…just does it…for me. <homer simpson donut groan>

So I really haven’t been tapped into local or world news and then this gem from a recent Hannity & Colmes popped up on my MySpace page. Thanks Mattman! And Happy Birthday!

Basically, it’s some uninformed fucktard with a book, talking about UC Santa Cruz being the most unamerican college in the country. Well, if being labeled unamerican from someone so clearly out of touch with what true americanism means, fine by me. Because if I took anything away from college it was the ability to foster enlightened ideas and think for myself. That sounds pretty american to me. (Nobody gets to talk about my capitalization choices here). And by the by, I took that “Black Panther criminal class.” It was taught by fucking ANGELA DAVIS. He failed to mention that, probably because she is a revered civil rights hero and it wouldn’t have supported his half assed argument. And it’s not so much a pro Black Panther criminal class, as it’s about the role of prisons in US society. I dunno, sounds pretty relevant for a sociology class to me. He implies that there are departments dedicated to communist revolution. As though there is a possibility of a communist revolution degree. There’s not. Yet. Thanks sir, you’ve made me proud(er) to have a liberal arts degree from the most unamerican school in the US. And sleep well knowing everyone who actually knows what goes on here is laughing at you (while we smoke our Communist weed).

Just let me get down off my high horse here.

Ok, where was I? Oh right. For the past two Fridays I have watched the dissection of a cadaver in my anatomy class. It’s not mandatory but they do it in the back room and we’re allowed to watch. So I do. I thought it would be disturbing but the worst thing about it is the smell of whatever it is they pump dead people with. That is foul. But the graphic dissection of the human body just kinda happens. It’s like, oh that’s what it looks like. And then I go back to studying a skull for my test next week.

The Millionizer needs to take her pills

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