Hot Chip will break your legs

First off, crisis averted:

Second, Ms A has to be blamed for the fact that I punctuate 90% of my comments with, It’s Britney, bitch. Except bitch is pronounced more like betch. Try it, it just feels right(er).

Speaking of Ms A, here is the cleavage TBU so graciously offered to photograph.

Now it’s time to play everyones favorite game, Match the eyes with the cleavage!

Hint: Whatever you think, you’re wrong.

I miss Ms A. She should come back because I love her. TBU made a secret audio recording of us that I listened to today not knowing what it was. I don’t know what (or if) words were used, there was a lot of screaming and laughing. I didn’t even know I was capable of supersonic communication. Although, to be fair, I did hear mention of girl scouts. Ah, girl scouts, you’ve made me the resourceful yet unlikable girl I am today.

I had an eye exam and I got to choose new glasses. These are they.

I am overwhelmed with anticipation of their arrival. They are purple and etched, with metal balls in the flowers, what’s not to like?

I got 100% on my lab quiz. It’s up on the fridge so it’s legitimate.

Here, this might be better.

The Millionizer rocks the classroom. The magnetic poetry can also be blamed on Ms As visit.

The teebs and I went to a new restaurant in our neighborhood tonight, called Lilliana’s. For those of you that find this useful: Great service, great prices, yummy food, no corkage fee. Enjoy!

Tomorrow TBU and I are off to a 49ers game. We don’t follow or even like football. My family has season tickets and we’re in it for the free booze and quality time right before the Christmas shopping season. Kidding! Well the free booze part was true. I love those guys. Tailgate! Monster Park! WOOHOO!

The Millionizer wins every time

PS Congratulations to Sir Chinkos seester who got married this weekend. I mean if that’s your bag.

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