Ms. A left yesterday after a 4 day whirlwind visit. I haven’t had that much fun in who knows how long. It’s amazing to be friends with someone I’ve known since I was seven. Someone who was in my girl scout troop. Someone who knew me before I had boobs. That is a long time. [...]

I spazzed out on myself and spent like, 3 hours reading my blog posts in reverse chronological order. Previous! Previous! Lately all my posts have a phrase that goes something like, so I’m pretty drunk right now. Which, is so unattractive. And I was like, Why am I at least 2 drinks in every time [...]

You know how when you wake up in the morning and you’re perpendicular to the norm, or your arm’s asleep, or you’re in a pool of slimy spit, or your eyes are glued shut, or a host of other horrible scenarios? Those are signifiers of a bad day. I woke up this morning to the [...]