So there is a publication on the UCSC campus that I love and adore and while I was a student there most of the reading I completed was between it’s pages. I had an opportunity to write for Fish Rap Live on a couple occasions and was too drunk to seize the day and unleash the millionz on my fellow slugs. Now that I don’t have such easy access to the paper (it’s only distributed on campus as far as I can find) I miss it and I want it back in my life. In a big way. Here is the email I just sent them. I decided to go for the aesthetic appeal of minimal punctuation, mainly in the lack of capitalization. It makes it harder to read and I feel they need to work a little harder over there. I mean look at their website. Click around and notice all the error pages. It’s as though I made it. And if you’re doing as much work as The Millionizer, you really need to take it up a notch. Oh right, the email:

what’s up bitches. i just picked up a chp at the taqueria santa cruz on soquel. i was pissed that i had to get my ucsc news in a fact based format. so why don’t you get your punk ass newspaper over to my side of town? why not just pick it up while i’m on campus you ask? well i graduated two years ago and pay my student loans by mail. plus, we all know ucsc students are a bunch of pussies these days. my point is that frl is a far superior publication and i miss it and i want to get it while i pick up my munchies at 1145 on a tuesday. make it happen, the millionizer implores you. my other point is that i want to write for frl. how does one make that happen? i have ideas that people need to know about. i also have ideas that no one needs to know about. i suggest the latter. seriously though, i don’t want money just recognition.

tits and ass, love

I failed to mention that I’m just going to keep on emailing them until I get my way. There’s a phone number on their half-assed website, I might start calling that if I need to. Actually, I won’t start calling them because The Millionizer does not need people knowing her phone number. You win this one FRL.

The Millionizer in print, oh my!