How was your Thanksgiving? Did your boyfriend get pass-out drunk and embarrass you in front of your family? Did your grandma broach the topic of sodomy? No? Well I hope you had a good time anyway.
So… I got me some tagged. The rules are you post 7 interesting things about yourself and tag others. I [...]
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There’s a line in an Amy Winehouse song where I thought she said, You love blow and I love coke, in reference as to why some relationship would never work. I fucking loved that line. I thought it was hilarious and clever and totally wino. For some reason I decided to look up the lyrics; [...]
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The Millionizer lives!
I have been all sorts of busy. My vagina needs a nap. The Millionizer, now with more vagina! I only call my vagina vagina because when people call it weird things like burger (I’ve heard it!), pussy, down there, or whatever it seriously creeps me out. Don’t get me started on the lameness [...]
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