I am convinced mens razors are designed to last longer and be generally better than womens razors. The reasoning behind it is that women expect to have to replace things while men expect a quality product. I’ve been using one of TBU’s razors for a while now. It’s not rusted, no nicks and I’m still getting a smooth shave. If it were one of mine it would be completely rusty and I would have had to throw it out months ago otherwise I would have bled to death. I’m buying mens razors from now on and I suggest you do the same.
Yes, yes I am still using the epilator but it’s nice to combine it with shaving when the hair’s too short.
What else? Oh, I know. But I’m saving it for my post about my uberlist. It’s not really uber as much as it’s just a list. But I like saying uber. So uber it is.
People actually called me yesterday about Heath. I think they just wanted an excuse to chat it up with Millz. That’s cool, I like my friends. It’s crazy how everyone is talking about it though, almost as crazy as finding out Heath was really good friends with Mary-Kate Olsen. I guess it’s not that surprising, they had a similar sense of fashion. Or is that Ashley? Crazy little trolls. Who’m I kidding? I’m so jealous.
My mom is getting a puppy. It’s her first animal ever, besides the cat I begged for when I was 7 (RIP Mr. Poopers). She’s never had her own animal. It’s cute how nervous she is. It’s going to be perfect because she’s tiny tiny tiny and an adorable cream color. I can’t wait to see her. Right now she’s barely 3 weeks old. My mom keeps sending me pictures and I just want to rub her belly til I ’splode!
I wish I could take the black one but since we’re already running a cat farm here, I don’t think that’d be wise. Look at those puppy bellehs and tiny puppy wuppy legs. Ooosh! They just opened their eyes on Monday and now they’re comically trying to walk. They grow up so fast don’t they? Just last year they were 2 separate sets of chromosomes.
Ok, sorry for the ridiculousness there at the end.
The Millionizer eats whole grains and her body thanks her for it