Is everything I say a post title?

Yes.

Things I recommend:

1) Juno

2) Skype (SkypePro=awesome!)

3) walnuts

4) houseplants

Teebs and I didn’t do a whole lot for New Years Eve. Our plans were to hang out at home, watch movies and go to sleep. Then (one of my) annoying cousins called me. She lives nearby in San Jose. (Santa Cruz is to San Jose as Orange County is to LA or as New Jersey is to NYC) For some reason she is obsessed with Santa Cruz. I mean, I see the draw but I don’t see the point of moving 300 miles to a cesspool near Santa Cruz. She’s here all the time anyway. But that’s my point, she’s dumb. She’s always calling me out of the blue from the restaurant she wants me to meet her at. And if I say yes, she inevitably calls me back and makes some lame excuse for me not to come. I basically hate her and want her to fucking stop calling me.

Anyway, at 9 last night, TBU and I were deep into a movie and she calls. I know exactly what it is too. She’s in town and wants to hang out. Turns out her and her LOSER husband don’t have a place to stay for the night and I get the distinct feeling she is fishing for a sleepover. Not gonna happen. I tell her TBU isn’t feeling well and wish her a happy new year. She then texts me to see if we want some company. No we don’t want company you fucking mouth breather! If we wanted company I would have invited you and your trailer trash over. She married the creepiest possible guy on the planet. If Teebs ever acted the way this guy does to me or my family I would be ashamed. I wouldn’t marry him.

She moved up here to get away from him and told me they were getting divorced. I was like, “Well howdy doody, lets be friends again.” I was actively proud of her and excited to have her back. But then he moved up here too and she made no mention of the fact that 2 days before she was telling me how happy she was without him. I was the only one she told, because the rest of the fam had no idea they were even having problems. I guess the definition of problem is up for debate because we all have a strong suspicion he’s abusive, definitely verbally and probably physically. Shit like this is the reason I have no respect for her. I have no plans to enable her co-dependence. Leave the fucker already! Easier said than done, I know. But she’s already managed to get a job and move 300 miles away once, why would she ruin it and let him back? It’s a frustrating situation and I have too much going on in my life to take on her issues.

She’s two weeks younger than me and thinks we have a special bond that I’ve never felt. Also I think she’s jealous of me because I am living the life she wants. I know, it sounds harsh and self-centered but The Millz speaks the truth. She is hairy, ugly and has low self-esteem, which makes her not fun to be around. I can’t hang out with her just because I feel sorry for her. That’s just sad for both of us. I am glad she’s never been to our house because I wouldn’t be surprised if she showed up in the middle of the night with love knives. I want the best for her, but until she can figure that out and make it happen I don’t want anything to do with her. And dear god I’m not hanging out with her meth face husband.

Thanks for the vent.

Happy New Years! I have an Uberlist that I keep updating. I’ll post it soon.

The Millionizer is so mean