Tids and Bits
I am convinced mens razors are designed to last longer and be generally better than womens razors. The reasoning behind it is that women expect to have to replace things while men expect a quality product. I’ve been using one of TBU’s razors for a while now. It’s not rusted, no nicks and I’m still getting a smooth shave. If it were one of mine it would be completely rusty and I would have had to throw it out months ago otherwise I would have bled to death. I’m buying mens razors from now on and I suggest you do the same.
Yes, yes I am still using the epilator but it’s nice to combine it with shaving when the hair’s too short.
What else? Oh, I know. But I’m saving it for my post about my uberlist. It’s not really uber as much as it’s just a list. But I like saying uber. So uber it is.
People actually called me yesterday about Heath. I think they just wanted an excuse to chat it up with Millz. That’s cool, I like my friends. It’s crazy how everyone is talking about it though, almost as crazy as finding out Heath was really good friends with Mary-Kate Olsen. I guess it’s not that surprising, they had a similar sense of fashion. Or is that Ashley? Crazy little trolls. Who’m I kidding? I’m so jealous.
My mom is getting a puppy. It’s her first animal ever, besides the cat I begged for when I was 7 (RIP Mr. Poopers). She’s never had her own animal. It’s cute how nervous she is. It’s going to be perfect because she’s tiny tiny tiny and an adorable cream color. I can’t wait to see her. Right now she’s barely 3 weeks old. My mom keeps sending me pictures and I just want to rub her belly til I ’splode!
I wish I could take the black one but since we’re already running a cat farm here, I don’t think that’d be wise. Look at those puppy bellehs and tiny puppy wuppy legs. Ooosh! They just opened their eyes on Monday and now they’re comically trying to walk. They grow up so fast don’t they? Just last year they were 2 separate sets of chromosomes.
Ok, sorry for the ridiculousness there at the end.
The Millionizer eats whole grains and her body thanks her for it
Posted in A day in the life, Mama Millionizer
January 24th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Yummy puppy wuppies…
January 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
WTF? How is Mary Kate Olson involved?!?
P.S. Jesus fucking Christ that is a fucking ball of CUTE.
P.P.S. Did I ever tell you I’m in a puppy book? Next time you’re here, I’ll show you the pics.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I like how you just said how is Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen involved? On Skype I mean, not here. I’m talking to you on Skype right and responding to you on here. You’re pooping! You cannot foil the millionizer.
February 1st, 2008 at 4:01 pm
i’m glad you’re eating whole grains.
it’s mardi gras on tuesday! i’m taking the next day off so Snake and i can go to mass for Ash Wednesday.
also, have you seen this?:
http://www.p2pnet.net/story/14604
another also — i love your yelp reviews, although i cannot condone you shitting anywhere but a toilet. and i mean one that flushes, lest you get any “Jackass”-like ideas.
and the third also — i got your letter!!!!! thank you!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 7:35 pm
no! i have not seen that, it makes me pretty sad. UCSC is a corporate bastard these days. i graduated just in time, it’s all about biomedical engineering and being white.
February 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I believe the razor difference to be because of the male facial hair to be a lot thicker than female leg or armpit hair.
February 4th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Bri, first off, I fucking love your email address and wish you had pre-authorized me to share it. Second, about the razors, isn’t that the point though? If we have the technology to better shave a womans leg shouldn’t we use it? So what if our hair is finer and more easily removed, why would we be marketed inferior razors? I think the blades in “womens” razors is cheaper to produce and therefore provides a higher profit margin. Gillette has done some research and knows that women will let them get away with this shit whereas men will not. That be my theory anyway.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Yes, I agree with your theory, but it is not as simple as “women expect crap” It’s more to the point where, say we shave our legs every other day, ok? The razor lasts…2 weeks at the most? It’s also in the shower, which is used 2 times a day, once by each person in the household, each one is 30 minutes, and it take 30 minutes for the shower to dry out. OK, so a thinner razor, plus it being damp for 2 hours a day will produce rust a lot quicker than a thicker razor used once a day, and allowed to remain dry 23.5 hours of a day. The male razor is also easier to be cleaned out than a female razor since ours are usually 2 razors, and theirs are 3 to 4 at best. I believe there to be Mach 20 coming out soon, with a down to the bone shave.
Anyways, thin plus damp equal rusting faster than think plus dry plus clean.
Also we expect crap.
And pre-publish away, whatevas. I’m chill, yo. And I finished reading your archives about a week ago, and I think that you are brilliant, and I enjoy you.
yeah.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Thick? yeah, not think. Thick.
Thats just how I like ‘em.
Uh.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:55 am
bri, you just made me pee my pants a little. i failed to mention that the mens razor i’ve been using is also in the shower, because, well because i’ve been using it every other day. i see where you’re going with this though. well argued.