The Australian version of my high school wet dreams.
He finally got caught, but it was fun while it lasted. I like how maternal and irritated the reporter is. Then she goes and gets in a spat with him about his glasses. It seems she thought she was gonna set him straight via satellite interview. Ha! Best party ever, so far, indeed young Australian.
Right so this guy? The one that jumped onto the NYC subway tracks for his iPhone? Yeah, he graduated with me from the UCSC film program. Go Slugs!
Life’s been difficult these days.* I’m working full time and going to school 20 hours a week. But it will be over soon. I think I can hang till February. My math teacher is hilarious/insane. He has a website for his class but I’m not going to link to it until I have my grade on my transcript because he’ll probably figure out who I am. He wears a gardening tool belt, each pocket has a different color dry erase marker in it. He likes to color code things on the board to a minute degree. He’s gay, and if any of his students read his website thoroughly (I did!) they would know that. But the funniest thing is, is that he throws out the most kinky hints during lecture. Like when he was talking about fractions he emphasized top and bottom. And then mentioned something about the bottom being chained down. I dunno, since then I have been compiling his most ridiculous quotes for the internet. I think you will be pleased with the final result.
* Every time I use the phrase, these days I think about The Royal Tenenbaums and that awesome scene with that awesome Nico song. The Royal Tenenbaums makes me believe in the art of cinema, man. It’s so good I could cry. Yeah, that good.
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