Sometimes I look at a bag of chips and calculate how many calories it would be if I ate the whole thing. And then I work it into my calories for the day. That’s what the last two weeks have been like. I’ve been feeling feelings and am more interested in not feeling them, sea [...]

The used condom invited us over for dinner tonight. He prolly heard The Millz was UNhappy. We, of course, accepted because I am a lady. Which means I will go through the motions while harboring a grudge roughly the size and shape of a cancerous growth. I think we’re supposed to be there right now. [...]

HAPPY VOTING! Have I told you? I fucking love voting.