I didn’t mean for yesterdays post to be a teaser. I meant it to be like, ‘Hey! I’m not dead!”
Two Fridays ago the Teebs and I were in San Diego, soaking up the fact we were outside and sweatshirtless at 11:30pm. Saturday morning, at some unholy hour I woke up and gave the bathroom a [...]

Holy eff, you guys.
I’m just getting over almost dying. This time it is not hyperbole. Well it is, but not as much as usual. I was in the ER last week for severe abdominal pains. More on that later.
I was sick for over a week and now I am behind in all aspects of life. [...]

In reference to a few hours spent in Hillcrest last Friday night.
TM: You cannot be within 100 feet of a gay man without getting hit on. Mercilessly.
TBU: Do you know how much sex I would have if I were gay? [pause] I should really re-think my position.
TM: My boyfriend is gay!
TBU: I’m gay in every [...]