Mind is a razorblade

April 23rd, 2008 12:27 am

Holy eff, you guys.

I’m just getting over almost dying. This time it is not hyperbole. Well it is, but not as much as usual. I was in the ER last week for severe abdominal pains. More on that later.

I was sick for over a week and now I am behind in all aspects of life. Dates are quickly approaching before I am ready. On the upside I have about 11 vicodin left. The downside is that they are well deserved. The Millz just cannot get ahead.

Things I will elaborate on later:

  • My ailment
  • What happened in the ER
  • How, despite being ready to die, I saved a child from imminent sexual assault
  • Helping an adult with disabilities buy condoms
  • I made some fucking FRIENDS!

The hints are in the tags.

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Posted in A day in the life

2 Responses

  1. uǝʞoʇ

    Man! Teaser posting? WTF!

  2. The Millionizer

    I know, I know. But I wanted to let you guys know that I was still alive and not abandoning the site.

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