Holy eff, you guys.

I’m just getting over almost dying. This time it is not hyperbole. Well it is, but not as much as usual. I was in the ER last week for severe abdominal pains. More on that later.

I was sick for over a week and now I am behind in all aspects of life. Dates are quickly approaching before I am ready. On the upside I have about 11 vicodin left. The downside is that they are well deserved. The Millz just cannot get ahead.

Things I will elaborate on later:

  • My ailment
  • What happened in the ER
  • How, despite being ready to die, I saved a child from imminent sexual assault
  • Helping an adult with disabilities buy condoms
  • I made some fucking FRIENDS!

The hints are in the tags.

[tags]Camouflage, I will get you fired, the moon rocks, acid[/tags]