My real birthday is over two weeks away but it’s kinda inconvenient for everyone. So this is how I’m celebrating. We’re gonna be at Hayes and Gough, you’ll know us when you see us. We’ll be the large Asian Tranny and slutty pirate with boom boxes, karaoke and a blender. Come say hi, we’ll make [...]

How I saved a child from certain pedophilia. Remember when I worked with Student and those other crazy characters? Remember the crazy mom, this one, the one who pushed me? Ok, her daughter is fucked. She’s got severe autism and some crazy ass behavioral disorder that makes her movie scary. Beyond her disability there is [...]