I bought a new pair of pants a couple weeks ago, I wore them for the first time yesterday and they’re too big. I am equally irritated and glad.

The Millionizer hopes Sir Chinko can stay out of jail tonight

I lost my birth control the other night when I was cleaning for our guests. I keep it on the table by the front door, otherwise I won’t remember to take it. But people don’t really need to be confronted with our sex having habits right as they walk in. During the orgy yes, but not right away.

So I lost my unbaby makers and haven’t taken them since Tuesday night. I wasn’t so upset about the contraceptive aspect of them because there are ways around that. But I was bummed about it’s greater purpose, which is control over my period.

I called the pharmacy to see if insurance would pay for a refill yet. At first she thought I was trying to finagle a refill on pain pills but then she realized it ws birth control and she laughed. Yes yes it’s very funny when someone wants a refill of slut pills. She said to call back later.

But lo! Lo! I have found them! I think the cats thought the rattley little package was a toy. I rushed to the kitchen and rejoiced. Yay for not breeding! Yay for no periods!

The Millionizer is gonna be at the Red Room tonight

[tags]birth control, orgy, sex in the city[/tags]

Me: Oh this weekend is gay pride! We should go to SF.

TBU: I don’t like gay pride, when’s gay shame?

I reach for my bag.

TBU: Don’t write that down! I was joking!