• @roslyn_taber ooh so with you on kai rysdall. what happened there? #
• i can’t find my birth control #
• coming to terms with the fact that i am painfully uninteresting. god! where are my friends? or at least the good internets? #

• fool, yo! take my picture. #
• effing k you guys. i’m on a very strong horse tranquilizer. #
• did you wipe enough? #
• !fart #
• @eddo_likes_you wtf? #

Well, I’ve actually decided NOT to rest my chemistry. In fact, I want to excite that motherfucker.

What’s been wrong with my posts lately? I’ll tell you. I haven’t been drunk when I wrote them. I forgot all about getting drunk, what with school and all. But then tonight, with good company, I was like, “Look I’m drunk and I have to work in 6 hours and I don’t give a fuck!”

We decorated the bathroom soap dispenser by candlelight. I knew there was a good reason I bought that 96 pack of permanent markers. I was reluctant to pay the $16 but haven’t regretted it once.

Not even retards can make me regret my hangover tomorrow. Not. even. retards.

Friends they come and the lines they go by. Booty shit, man.

The applications for UCSF open next week. Please send some grad school vibes my way.

We unexpectedly spent $50 on alcohol tonight. We though the bottles were half off price as marked. But in fact they were half off; price as marked. It made for an awkward time at the checkout. But TBU figured the bottle of wine just doubled in awesomeness. I figured, “Holy shit, $50 on alcohol. On a Tuesday?” But he was stoked on the “opportunity.” It was glaringly apparent how different our childhoods were.

Peace pop. Suck it.