Oh yeah, hi. I’m in Canada.

I jumped off a 35 ft bluff this morning. I pooed lake water after.

Now I’m in Ottawa at a hotel waiting for the mayhem.

About 65% of my calories of the last week have been from beer and prescription pain killers. I didn’t hurt myself or anything I just like the induced relaxation. And they also sell some pretty hefty stuff over the counter that I am way into. Methocarbomal? Yes please. Methocarbomal is to vicoden as crack is to cocaine. But you take what you can get.

Back on Monday, more later.

The Millionizer, eh