our boys doing karaoke together? yeah, it’s going to take something big and i’m assuming one of our deathbeds is going to be involved.

and retro porn was kinda awesome. i learned that dicks don’t really change according to trends (i didn’t see any uncircumcised), boobs are hella different in porn now, back in the day they were rocking the “banana look” as teebs called it, and there was a lot more smiling and a general interest in pretending that both parties were way into it. but there was a lot more hair, i’m conflicted about it.

maybe on my deathbed i can convince TBU and Snake to do a karoke version of, i dunno, “last caress” or something. because me being a minute from death is what it’s gonna take.

speaking, tangentially, of which (*of being older people singing, which, being old is implied when i talk about my death, but both of my parents have … kind of … let things drop which suggest that they think i may die before them…)
pero AnyWAYZZZZZZZ, have you seen “young at heart”? let’s see it when apps are in.