Crazy cat-o-lantern

Look what we did! Mine’s the one in the middle. TBU kept offering me beer but those tiny cat curves unfortunately require sobriety. Pumpkin carving was surprisingly technical. Night, night!

The Millionizer has now had some beer and gets happy with her Halloween

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Today

On the freeway I saw an older Chinese couple in a shiny new Mercedes with an Obama sticker and a hippie in a rusted out VW bug with a mccain sticker.

People! What do we have if we don’t have our stereotypes?!

The Millionizer wants everyone to get back to their corners of the ring so she knows what’s what

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Time is running out

Sometimes during Christmas gift buying time I run out of ideas for my curmudgeonly, alcoholic uncle. Two years ago I bought him a Mervyn’s gift certificate, then when it came time to give it to him I was like, What the hell am I thinking? So I kept the gift certificate and bought him something more suited to his tastes (in alcohol). But since I only shop at Mervyn’s for bras and underwear and since I only buy bras and underwear for life milestones I haven’t needed to go there in a while. Now I have this gift certificate that I should use but I don’t want to be in a department store mirror wearing a bra and underwear and feeling lumpy.

I hope Mervyn’s can avoid complete annihilation until I get into UCSF or something.

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