Why you comin home five in the moan?
Um I just watched this video no less than two times in the last 10 minutes. I really, really want someone else to watch it. I’m pretty late to the game so maybe you’ve already seen it and can answer a couple questions. The first one being, What. The. Hell? And second, is that for real? I can’t decide. For one thing, the production value is pretty high. There are fades and obvious attention was paid to lighting, especially blue lighting. But on the other hand it’s a song about smelling a dick. It’s more like something Andy Samberg came up with, except he wishes. What I love is the complete earnestness with which the chick asks to smell the dude’s dick. She may as well be asking if he had a good day at work or if his hospitalized grandmother is doing any better. The lady traipsing around her house in a corset and frilly underwear needs to back the fuck up. That’s MY outfit.
I am intrigued by the fact that the “stripper ho named Diamond” is portrayed as excessively white. She’s all long, straight, blond hair and lots of white, white skin. Clearly, a song titled, “Smell yo’ dick” warrants a full scholarly exploration of race and film.
One last note before I smell yo dick. I didn’t expect the dude who is simultaneously grindin’ creepin’ cheatin’ shinin’ and trippin’ to get to tell his side of the story. Apparently he was wildin’ but he wasn’t clownin’ so our heroine, Riskay, just needs to chill out. Because really? He may break bread with a couple strippers but that doesn’t mean she can pull his zipper. I mean if that doesn’t scream total devotion, I don’t know what does.
So please, watch it. Let’s get to the bottom of this, readers. Leave your commentary in the commentary receptacle.
UPDATE: Holy crap, I just googled smell yo dick commentary because I was genuinely interested in any possible commentary on the song, and guess what came up? Yeah, The Millionizer, that’s what. Google works fast, yo.
couple things:
1.) the terrorists have won.
2.) as disturbed as i am by the whole treating of dick-as-crime-scene, the threat of domestic violence bit round about midway through the song kind of takes the cake.
3.) at first i thought diamond was coco-t.
This is what SEO is doin’ for you.
Mickael K at Dlisted is a big fan of dick smellin’. That’s where I first saw the video.
I wonder, too, what exactly a naughty dick might smell like. Suppose the guy just got done working out or something.
Jennifer: she totally looks like coco! if they showed her crotch i bet it would be all camel toe! i noticed the threat of swollen eyes. there is just too much to say about this song and sometimes domestic violence gets overshadowed by dick sniffing :/ and clearly the terrorists have won, the evidence is irrefutable.
Brittanie: i hope more people start googling “smell yo dick commentary.” also i turn up if you search “stripper ho named diamond” so, yeah. and “naughty dick” is now a favorite phrase.
Real motherfuckers know to wash their dicks in the sink.
they better! lance, i like you.
Okay, it’s what, like two whole days later and I can not stop singing this song to myself, chuckling every time I think about it, and I have yet to be able to resist the urge to forward this to everyone I know.
i know! i put it on my iphone just in case i needed a fix. i was working yesterday and struggling not to laugh. it’s official, this song is gold.
well, at least one woman has taken this to heart:
http://jezebel.com/5113086/scent-of-a-woman
I am showing this to Z RIGHT NOW.
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