Not good

May 02 2009

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My mom calls me while lost in the ghetto: “I think I’m in middle of – [deep inhale] not good, not good.”

2 responses so far

Jennifer
on 05 May 2009 at 5:54 pm

AND!??!?!

Christ! Did the line go dead!? What happened to her?!

Living in the ATL one travels through the ghett’ frequently. In fact, some of us live there (ahem.) I once passed a Woman of Size sitting on a street corner -seemingly coherent – titties out and without a care in the world. I think she may have been Advertising.

The best part? The cops sitting in the parking lot of the Dunkin’ Donuts directly across the street. They did not bat an eye. Hand to God.
the millionizer
on 06 May 2009 at 3:49 pm

and nothing. she was leaving a mexican baptism and it was in the mexican ghetto so there was some leniency. but she was scared enough to call me. i thought she wanted me to get her directions out of there but she just wanted to make sure everyone knew her absence would not go unnoticed.

also i like how you capitalized Woman of Size and Advertising. Your cops sound fun.

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