A girl from class to touch

At FlashcampSF right now. If you came up to me right now I would either A) pretend not to speak English or B) tell you I was a flash developer. I’m whatever you want me to be baby.

I took the bus today, as I do when I meet TBU for trips to San Francisco. There were a few noticibles. Like, for once I was the only one with my ears plugged into something. And no matter what, I always manage to sit next to the most annoying person on the bus. For 45 minutes I sat next to a girl who compulsively called someone. Like at no point was her phone not connected to her network. By the time one call ended she was already starting another conversation. I was tempted to get on my phone and have a fake conversation that included me saying, “Nothing, just sitting next to a grotesque freckled ginge who won’t shut the fuck up. I’m just trying not to breathe too deep. Ginge isn’t contagious is it?” But I didn’t. I listened to the mp3 player TBU got me for my birthday.

Oh yeah, I turn 26 next week. I am officially on my way out of my 20′s. I’m glad though, I am such an 8th grader. I’m ready to go to college.

Speaking of college, I’m done with my last final for the semester on Tuesday. Don’t break out the bottles too quick though, I’m taking Summer school and it starts n Monday. I’ll let you know when the bottles can come.

On the bus I almost started weeping while I listened to Gold Mined Gutted. I don’t knot who sings it or what. But it almost made me cry. Santa Cruz scenes were blurring by and it seemed like a sad, sad soundtrack to my departure.

Have I told you? No I haven’t. TBU and I are leaving Santa Cruz for the warmer, fake tittier climate of San Diego. Probably by the end of the year. That’s what happens when goals start to be reached, shit changes.

Oh! Another thing about Flashcamp. This older gentleman sat next to TBU and was kinda hogging the elbow room. I noticed and discretely whispered, “Do you want me to scoot over?” Except I had my earphones in and it was totally indiscrete. TBU didn’t answer he just opened his mouth like he was going to say shit the fuck up! But he just side glanced at me and hella ingored me. Then the man moved over a seat. Sir! I’m sorry! I only asked because I was concerned about TBU’s comfort! You were never meant to hear! So fail.

In other breaking Flashcamp news, Asian people who are like literally from Asia are so fucking pushy. Let move my beer before you walk on it you freak bitch.

So I hope you’ve enjoyed the first drunken update in a long time. Thanks for the free beer, Adobe!

The Millionizer doesn’t want TBU to ask a question because it embarrasses her. I am the harbinger of dream death.

PS I’m torn. Should I include a FlashCamp tag? I would, except the whole thing about disparaging an entire race that has been pretty productive. Positive stereotyping! My solution will be to add the tag tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow. Leave all the “you’re racist” comments you want. I won’t be here.

PPS Makers faire update tomorrow. Let me rephrase that. I will go to Maker Faire tomorrow but I will not post about it because, let’s face it, promptness is not my strong suit. Do you know about MakerFaire? No? then click that link!