I’m serious. I know, I know what you’re thinking. It’s the same thing I thought when I first heard about it. A show about high school football sounds completely unecessary. But it’s so much more than that. It’s, it’s about hot guys being hot and novela worthy story lines. And the cutest football coach on TV that is the truth. Trust. I started watching it a little over a week ago and if I watch the next episode I’ll be done with the second season. So now I’m trying to savor it, see what the nose gets before I chug it down.

Speaking of the nose, apple picking and wine tasting with Ms. A tomorrow. In fact, I’m supposed to be at her house in a little over 9 hours. We’ll see about that.

Also, I’ve missed you guys. Sorry I’ve been cheating on you with this bitch called real life. You know what is real? Planning an em effing wedding. God that is such bullshit. Colors, table linens, venues, venues and their RULES FOR ALCOHOL. Just let me drink yacht club! Please let the people drink! I mean we’re allowed to drink but we’ve got to go through them. And you know what? They can’t even get the kind of alcohol I want so they should just oh I don’t know, let me bring my delicious yet cheap alcohol from Mexico. I’ll hire their bartenders who I have no problem with pouring the alcohol I bring. Wait, wait nevermind. I am getting worked up. My neck is getting sweaty. It could be because I have a 3 year old lap top that has probably been recalled at some point for an exploding battery issue but I am going to blame the yacht club and their totally greedy booze rules. This kind of shit would not stand in Mexico. Teebs and I were just discussing how we should have planned to get balled and chained in Mexico. But alas…

Words cannot describe how funny I think this picture is

So there you go. Enjoy.

The Millionizer is having a themed bachelorette party and the theme is Girl Scout camping trip. It is going to be amazing. You should come. Troop 5080 making you cry, biatch!