ohmigosh you guys! I did it! I took the GRE, the wicked thing that it is. I got a good score. I mean for some people it would be pitiful and they would cry. But when my score popped up on the screen I literally gasped with pride. I guess I tend to underestimate myself. [...]
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At San Lorenzo Park
Me: This wedding is so ghetto it’s like a quinceñera. [wait for it]… Oh.
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Oh yeah, hi. I’m in Canada.
I jumped off a 35 ft bluff this morning. I pooed lake water after.
Now I’m in Ottawa at a hotel waiting for the mayhem.
About 65% of my calories of the last week have been from beer and prescription pain killers. I didn’t hurt myself or anything I just like the [...]
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