Oh yeah, hi. I’m in Canada.
I jumped off a 35 ft bluff this morning. I pooed lake water after.
Now I’m in Ottawa at a hotel waiting for the mayhem.
About 65% of my calories of the last week have been from beer and prescription pain killers. I didn’t hurt myself or anything I just like the [...]

I just got home from the most horrendous one hour commute. A commute that usually takes between 5 and 10 minutes. I know I should be at least a little sympathetic when there is an accident. But I’m not, mostly because I know someone was being a fucking dumbass. It only takes one monkey to [...]

Last week I spent hours pouring over the whole Jezebel vs Lizz Winstead thing.
The deal is this: Moe and Tracie (aka Slut Machine) are writers/editors for Jezebel and each have their own blog. They are funny and gross and don’t really give a shit that you may not think so. They were invited to be [...]