TBU has accused me of only writing of things that suck. Like the time I made a stink about how annoying it was to be a vegetarian at his mom’s wedding, I only briefly mentioned the awesomeness of that weekend. I can’t disagree entirely, but that’s just how I do. In the end this website [...]

It all started with our bathroom fan. Apparently, our use of it drives our upstairs neighbor to childhood. Seeing as we have no window in there or desire to harvest bathroom mold we continued using it like regular, rational people. At first, we couldn’t figure out why she was stomping and blaring her tv. When [...]

Last week I spent hours pouring over the whole Jezebel vs Lizz Winstead thing.
The deal is this: Moe and Tracie (aka Slut Machine) are writers/editors for Jezebel and each have their own blog. They are funny and gross and don’t really give a shit that you may not think so. They were invited to be [...]