Life is so hard. It wouldn’t be so bad if we didn’t have to work for everything.

::violin::

I almost cried in my chemistry class tonight. I forced myself to keep it together. Note to self: do not take 9 units, work full time and expect 8 hours of sleep each night. I left in the middle of lecture to take a lap. I managed to convince myself that once I walked back into the room I would understand everything. And you know what? I understood it a lot better when I sat down. The problem with chemistry is that it’s made up. Like Tolkien’s language, it’s documented and everything, but it’s not really real. That’s not science, it’s science fiction.

My teacher is kind of a prick too. He doesn’t do test reviews. He plows through a chapter a week and the examples he does on the board are straight from the book. He’ll answer any questions you want, but you have to understand it well enough to have a question. Argh.

Oh, now for the real reason I logged in. I got my hair done in SD last week and my hairdresser told me that the review I wrote of him on Yelp brought him no less than 5 new customers. People were walking in and asking for Fred the cock sling guy by name! So rad. It’s funny when you write stuff on the internet and it gets back to you. When I write I assume no one reads it. It’s more fun that way. Except I do lose sleep over the possibility of my mom reading this. She has a sense of humor but jeebus.

BTW my moms dog is uh-dor-uble. Oh jeez she’s fucking cute. Even when she’s shitting on the carpet she’s cute. She has a little rubber dumbbell she runs around with. Imagine the smallest dog you possibly can. Now imagine it has a red mini dumbbell hanging out of it’s mouth while it runs manically around your feet. It’s what love is made of.

One more thing. Teebs bought our tickets to Canadia today. This summer, a white Mexican girl goes North. A story that will have you laughing. The most heartfelt movie you will see this year. I dunno if you got that that was supposed to be in the movie announcer voice. But yeah Canadia! I’ve never been. I’ve considered a blind emigration. TBU has advised against this. He says it’s all sweaty glasses of lemonade and fun in the lake during the summer but come winter I will be begging to be back in the USSA. He also says that Canadia may have good PR but this North American Union bullfuckingshit just makes it the Northern US.*

TBU also says that it is my bedtime. Just kidding! I am a big girl. Seriously, though he’s right. But we’ll get free health care for our frostbite.

*I don’t call the US “America.” You know why? Because America is a continent/hemispheric designation. If we can be called America, so can Canadia, or Mexico or any individual country in Central or South America. We are not two fucking continents, people. I hate to be the one to tell you. I also hate people who say they “could care less” for similarly observant reasons. I won’t explain that one to you yet. I’m going to let you stew on it and if you still need an explanation in a couple days, fine.

The US/America thing is not only a nitpicky thing, it’s also a Hispanic political thing. Referring the the US as America subtly invalidates the numerous other countries of the Americas, the majority of which, are Latin. I want to go on about how Latin isn’t even a totally accepted designation either, but I can’t. The Millz walks a tight rope of identity every day. Do we all do this? I can’t help but think other people don’t obsess about their self identity vs. cultural identity vs. social identity. Another day, another post. The Teebs was right, it’s getting close to my bedtime.

The Millz did not make this real quick, guys

Since getting the iPhone I have no idea what’s going on in the world. For now, I don’t even care. It all gets so frustrating anyway. Before, I listened to NPR all day, now I sing along to Dashboard Confessional all day. I have a ton of music but I just can’t stay away from Chris Carrabba. That man…just does it…for me. <homer simpson donut groan>

So I really haven’t been tapped into local or world news and then this gem from a recent Hannity & Colmes popped up on my MySpace page. Thanks Mattman! And Happy Birthday!

Basically, it’s some uninformed fucktard with a book, talking about UC Santa Cruz being the most unamerican college in the country. Well, if being labeled unamerican from someone so clearly out of touch with what true americanism means, fine by me. Because if I took anything away from college it was the ability to foster enlightened ideas and think for myself. That sounds pretty american to me. (Nobody gets to talk about my capitalization choices here). And by the by, I took that “Black Panther criminal class.” It was taught by fucking ANGELA DAVIS. He failed to mention that, probably because she is a revered civil rights hero and it wouldn’t have supported his half assed argument. And it’s not so much a pro Black Panther criminal class, as it’s about the role of prisons in US society. I dunno, sounds pretty relevant for a sociology class to me. He implies that there are departments dedicated to communist revolution. As though there is a possibility of a communist revolution degree. There’s not. Yet. Thanks sir, you’ve made me proud(er) to have a liberal arts degree from the most unamerican school in the US. And sleep well knowing everyone who actually knows what goes on here is laughing at you (while we smoke our Communist weed).

Just let me get down off my high horse here.

Ok, where was I? Oh right. For the past two Fridays I have watched the dissection of a cadaver in my anatomy class. It’s not mandatory but they do it in the back room and we’re allowed to watch. So I do. I thought it would be disturbing but the worst thing about it is the smell of whatever it is they pump dead people with. That is foul. But the graphic dissection of the human body just kinda happens. It’s like, oh that’s what it looks like. And then I go back to studying a skull for my test next week.

The Millionizer needs to take her pills

[tags]Hannity & Colmes, conservatives, UC Santa Cruz, UCSC, Angela Davis, Chris Carrabba, Dashboard Confessional, just shut your face[/tags]

So there is this article Brittanie sent my way about the absolute horror that is the annual San Diego Gay Pride Parade. I’ve been to this pride parade several times starting when I was 9 or 10 always accompanied by my mom and close family friends. It has always been fun and celebratory, something I looked forward to. And I was never the only or the youngest child in the crowd. My point is this is a family event. Sure, when large crowds gather there are going to be a couple douchebags. I guess I was just taught how to deal with it, or maybe I’m just not narrow minded enough to let it bother me. I dunno, but this article irritates me.

It refers to a lawsuit 4 San Diego firemen filed against the city because they were ordered to participate in the Gay Pride Parade and had to endure gross sexual harassment or some shit. I agree with them on the grounds that they shouldn’t have been forced to take part in something they object to. I wouldn’t want to take part in a conservative AngloChristianTheLiberalsAreSignalingArmegeddon rally either. To each his or her hermaphroditic own really. But fucking give me a break. A lawsuit wasn’t necessary, a formal complaint and some media coverage maybe, but this is just bullshit, especially on the grounds of sexual harassment.

Here are some quotes from the article.

“During the course of the ensuing three hour long ordeal, the firefighters were subjected to vile sexual taunts from homosexuals lining the parade route. This included the following statements: “show me your hose,” “you can put out my fire,” “you’re making me hot,” “give me mouth-to-mouth,” “you look hungry, why don’t you have a twinkie (from a man wearing a “Girth and Mirth” t-shirt),” and “blow my hose.” These firemen are devoted husbands and fathers.”

• First off, how do you know all the culprits were the gay? I bet you don’t, I bet that’s just your ass talking. If I were there I probably would have jokingly said a few words too, and I’m not gay.

• Those “vile sexual taunts” you speak of are harmless. This is where I say so the fuck what and tell you to have a goddamn sense of humor. It’s not like those homos were taunting you with raping your 14 year old son. They were admiring you! Feel good dipshits!

• And how about the guy who dared to offer you a twinkie while having the audacity to wear a Girth and Mirth shirt? Would it have been sexual harassment if he was wearing a W ’04 shirt? Didn’t think so.

• Wait, what? These firemen are devoted husbands AND fathers? Oh. My. God. Wait a second, what does that have to do with anything? Except that many of the people in attendance and in support of the gay community also fit the description.

• And how does being a husband and father make alleged sexual harassment any worse? That is so fucking patriarchal, attempting to co-opt victimhood on the basis of marriage and fatherhood. The very things that signify patriarchy. You are some crafty fellows.

“The firefighters were subjected to the most vulgar kinds of sexual harassment. To quote one of the firefighters: ‘You could not even look at the crowd without getting some type of sexual gesture.’”

• Really? The most vulgar kinds of sexual harassment? Rilly? Because as you’ve admitted, they were not physically touched during this “ordeal.” I can think of a billion much worse sexual harassment scenarios.

• So you look out in the crowd and perceived one giant sexual gesture. Bummer. People are allowed to make sexual gestures, kiss their lovers and have a good time. Get over yourselves. You are the reason I don’t live in the pimple that is San Diego anymore. Good riddance you say. But when the whole fucking city becomes as narrow minded and fearful as you are, watch out.

“This event panders to the most base elements of what is advertised as ‘America’s Finest City’. Even the homosexual community should be outraged and ashamed of the sexual harassment these firemen were forced to endure.”

• The most base elements. That’s just offensive. Homosexuality is not a base element of human nature. Homosexuals do participate in base elements of human nature, but so do heterosexuals.

• EVEN the homosexual community should be outraged and ashamed. As though they are so crude and incapable of seeing right from wrong that most things they should be outraged about fly right over their heads. But this perceived sexual attack on four loving husbands and fathers, this THIS they should recognize as unacceptable.

“The firefighters were also targets of gross sexual gestures to include the following: exposure of genitals, blowing kisses, grabbing of the crotch, rubbing of nipples, tongue gestures, men hugging and kissing one another passionately, many of them wearing make-up and dressed like women. Although the firefighters were not physically assaulted, the gestures were clearly directed towards them.”

• Exposure of the genitals? I bet you could’ve done without that. But are you telling me, in all honesty, that someone actually blew kisses at you? My word, what is the world coming to?

• As for grabbing of the crotch, rubbing of nipples and tongue gestures this shit is all over TV. Where’s your lawsuit against Viacom?

• Can you explain to me how men hugging and kissing each other passionately is sexual harassment? Because that one just blows my mind. What if I don’t want to see you and your jesus freak wife making out? Can I sue you for sexual harassment? No? Why not? Exactly.

• I see you didn’t have a problem with the lesbians making out. Figures.

• Many of them were wearing makeup and dressed like women huh? Yeah, I can see how that really puts you in a position of powerlessness. Some of them probably were women. Did you think of that? Oh yeah and SO WHAT?

• So you say you WERE NOT physically assaulted? Then why are we here? If the gestures were clearly directed at you, prove it you whiny bitches.

“This is another example of how radical homosexual activists in positions of authority force their agenda on unwilling citizens.”

• Are you effing kidding me? What about the radical fundamentalist evangelicals who push their agenda on unwilling citizens? You know, the ones that hold office and um I don’t know, the presidency? FUCK YOU!

So in summary, these firefighters are christian crybabies who have been convinced, through right wing talk radio, that their precious way of life is under attack from muslims and non-right wing christians in general. They had 2 options, participate in the parade or face disciplinary actions. If they have such strong convictions why not choose discipline?

I would feel the same way if the firemen were firewomen. If someone is faced with something they believe is wrong or discipline; the only thing to do is stick by your convictions and deal with the consequences. The language of the document is so belittling and dismissive it’s obvious that this is not so much a case of sexual harassment as homophobia. The only problem seems to be that these admirers were gay men and not women. I have a sneaking suspicion that if this was a generic parade and drunk women were doing and saying the same things, there would be no problem. Their egos would have been stoked and it would have been the end of it.

I’m not trying to say that sexual harassment is ok. All I’m saying is that these men had an option not to attend, granted it was a hard choice to make. They were not subject to ongoing, workplace sexual harassment that was meant to demean and leave them powerless. Damn Brittanie, why you gotta rile me?

PS sorry my blockquotes look so wonky, I had no patience to mess with them. There is supposed to be a large gif of quotation marks so that your eye will be like, Oh this is a quote. But now the quotes are just overshadowed by the bullet points. Whatever. Why am I bringing your attention to this?

[tags]San Diego, Gay pride, firemen, lawsuit[/tags]