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These are some older pictures of Bret Michaels

(what the fuck are you doing with your hands, douchehauser?)

(those are some nice dick sucking lips)

As you can see the bandanas are low on his head. We can even see where his hair line begins. All is normal up there.

Here are some more recent images of him.

(my how the mighty have fallen)

(who am I kidding? I’d still hit it. Only in an ironic hipster way of course. Not because of those piercing blue eyes. My soul Bret! You know too much.)

You will notice that the bandana is suspiciously higher than before. We can no longer see his hairline. I wonder why? Is it perhaps because it starts just under the upper edge of the bandana?

I dunno, I had nothing better to do than search for Bret Michaels photos on a Saturday night. Am I a loser? Mayhaps, but I think not. After last night I need some rest.

The Millionizer: proving points no matter the cost

[tags]Bret Michaels, VH1, Rock of Love, now it’s on[/tags] Continue Reading »

Sorry for giving you another link but I wouldn’t have posted anyway were it not for this. I promise next time we meet here it will be for a real post that doesn’t rely on someone else’s effort. Without further ado: the man who told high school students to do drugs and have sex. Bravo sir, for having the balls to say what needs to be said. Let’s encourage education and informed decisions. Seriously people, let’s be reasonable.

PS I’m not really familiar with World Net Daily, but from what I can gather it’s a conservative racket and most staff members were victimized as children. Or did I miss something?

Oh yeah, one more thing. It’s irritating and so expected that conservatives would be in favor of mandatory abtinence only education and totally shit a brick over a mandatory panel on responsible and healthy sex. I mean I can see why, but could the hypocrisy be any more obvs? They should be embarassed, but of course they aren’t, they have Jesus on their side. And I, and others like me, well we only have reason and a healthy grasp on reality.

[tags]Joel Becker, Boulder, Colorado, sex education, University of Colorado, [/tags]

I’ll tell you more about my mysterious illness later but right now there is something even more important. House Speaker Pelosi wants to hear our opinion on the Bush/Cheney impeachment. Call 1-202-225-0100 and say something to the effect of, “Hey, I support the impeachment of Bush and Cheney.” Let’s democratize. Is that a word? You get the point.

[tags]Bush, Cheney, Impeachment, Pelosi[/tags]