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		<title>Side effects may include dry mouth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK guys. I’ve been having a time. I’ve spent far too much time hung over and throwing up bile and coffee. It has not been pretty. Or fun. Or at all awesome. I finally got myself on some medication for my extreme anxiety and lack of coping skills. That’s been interesting. I was once on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2010/02/19/side-effects-may-include-dry-mouth/</link>
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		<title>Beer has ruined me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[****I just found this gem on my screen, written at 3:02am. I don&#8217;t remember writing it****
Sometimes I&#8217;m just like, &#8220;What&#8217;s Zach Galifianakis up to?&#8221; And then I check his facebook page. Which, is clearly not personal but I feel like it could be. And so I check it thinking I could possibly, maybe get a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2010/01/18/welding-and-measuring/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s only the beginning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for fresh prints.
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		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2010/01/01/its-only-the-beginning/</link>
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		<title>Still want to drown</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So how was your Christmas, Chanukkah, Festivus, Kwanzaa? I celebrated 75% of those, Festivus being my favorite of course. I was so jazzed about airing my grievances I resolved to have a Festivus party next year. I want to have the biggest, baddest grievanciyest Festivus party on the block. It’s going annual, people.
On Sunday we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/12/30/still-want-to-drown/</link>
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		<title>The rumours are true</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rumours seem so much more awesome when they are European.
Yes, the rumours are true, the Teebs and I have made it legal and it&#8217;s exactly like it was when we were living in sin. Except that now we have a bunch of checks made out to the both of us so we had to open [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/12/07/the-rumours-are-true/</link>
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		<title>I like boobs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I made these lovely ladies for TBU&#8217;s bachelor party. The boys thought it was so good they were convinced they were being drugged.

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		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/11/21/i-like-boobs/</link>
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		<title>My Little Monkeys</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have I titled a post that before? I feel like I have but I&#8217;m not going to do anything about it but mention it&#8217;s possibility here. I&#8217;ve been wanting, trying, needing to blog for quite a while now. I&#8217;m sure you all missed me. I am just so sure of it.
I&#8217;ve been otherwise indisposed with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/11/21/my-little-monkeys/</link>
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		<title>I used to sleep every day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to sleep eeeevery day.
You guys right now, at this point in my life, at 26 years old, after cleaning up my fiance&#8217;s food chunks soaked in absinthe and throwing a blanket over a man on the couch,  there are two things in life I recommend. Kings of Leon and Friday Night Lights. That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/10/31/i-used-to-sleep-every-day/</link>
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		<title>Today is a good day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tonight the fourth season of Friday Night Lights premiers. And it is officially one month till the wedding. So, things are looking up.
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		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/10/28/today-is-a-good-day/</link>
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		<title>La dolce vita</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TBU dealt with a bunch of wedding related stuff, specifically getting our marriage license appointment set up, and emailed me the details along with pdf forms to be filled out prior to the appointment. Along with all that came the note:
&#8220;what a hassle, married life better be sweet&#8221;
We&#8217;ll do our best.
The Millionizer can&#8217;t get it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://themillionizer.com/2009/10/28/la-dolce-vita/</link>
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