http://themillionizer.com Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:50:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ohmigosh you guys! I did it! I took the GRE, the wicked thing that it is. I got a good score. I mean for some people it would be pitiful and they would cry. But when my score popped up on the screen I literally gasped with pride. I guess ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/30/im-doing-it/ At San Lorenzo Park Me: This wedding is so ghetto it's like a quinceñera. [wait for it]... Oh. http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/21/oh-monkey-balls/ It's almost 1am* and I just finished an email response to my boss that I started just past 10pm. *I got distracted by an email from X and spent the last 45 minutes responding to her and telling her about this. He accused me of lying without actually accusing me of anything. ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/21/i-take-offense/ Can anyone tell me why answer B is greater before I go postal? http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/14/i-keep-bleeding/ TBU has accused me of only writing of things that suck. Like the time I made a stink about how annoying it was to be a vegetarian at his mom's wedding, I only briefly mentioned the awesomeness of that weekend. I can't disagree entirely, but that's just how I do. ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/12/this-laundry-needs-some-air/ Oh yeah, hi. I'm in Canada. I jumped off a 35 ft bluff this morning. I pooed lake water after. Now I'm in Ottawa at a hotel waiting for the mayhem. About 65% of my calories of the last week have been from beer and prescription pain killers. I didn't hurt myself or ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/08/08/were-going-international/ I've been off in the real world where fevers and headaches abound. Yesterday was probably like one of my top 10 worst days ever. I'd had a migraine for five days. I wish I had known this when I scheduled my appointment 2 months ago, that these two monstrosities would ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/07/29/miserable/ You need to know about The Long Goodbye, the band Michael Cera is in. People! MICHAEL CERA will sing to you if you let him. They've got a Moldy Peaches, Weezer, Dashboard Confessional* smooth (but not too smooth!), sweet indie sound. It's very LA. But not LA trying to be ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/07/23/can-i-call-you-mine/ It all started with our bathroom fan. Apparently, our use of it drives our upstairs neighbor to childhood. Seeing as we have no window in there or desire to harvest bathroom mold we continued using it like regular, rational people. At first, we couldn't figure out why she was stomping ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/07/22/i-guess-this-is-victory/ Teebs and I went on a super gnar gnar bike ride Saturday, which I'm still going to refer to as yesterday. We biked several trails at Wilder Ranch, which is pretty effing breathtaking as evidenced here. But the problem is that we are not as hardcore as we think we ... http://themillionizer.com/2008/07/21/the-medium-is-the-message/